So I've neglected my poooooor Twitter. (I start too many posts with 'So' I think...)
And there's really no excuse. I update FB a thousand times a day via text. Twitter is just as simple.
But I'm an attention whore. And 90% of tweets go unread. And I can't sign on to FB without a notification.
So I actually went onto Twitter today, followed some of my friends who added me eons ago (sorry) and updated my ridiculously out-of-date profile.
Next stop... the blog... and I just can't bring myself to update my "about me" section. It means erasing The Observer, The Courier and even my retail job (naw, didn't quit, but I'm now part-time).
I'm pathetic.
In moronic news... I sent a verrrrrry stupid text to Irish. Or, at least I thought it was to Irish. I just assumed she was the last person I texted (and usually, she is... I need a bf...)
So, who was the last person I texted?!? TWITTER. F....M....L....!
In an unexpected twist of irony, my effort to utilize Twitter more has made me NEVER want to use twitter EVER again.
I realized my error almost immediately. And then panicked, trying to figure out how to delete the tweet.
On a possibly related note... I think that if you've found my Twitter, then surely you've been here too... And I just wanted you to know... that I googled you. And even though I may have more to hide, you have more to lose. (Why does this sound like a threat? I wanna be your friend, but I don't know what the rules are...)
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