Yes, it was the umbrella that urged me onto the Interwebs... nothing else...

ok si Im drunk *DISCLAIMER* so orib shouldnt be posting.

but i did something really dumb. I lost my fancy eddie bauer umberlla (ella ellla eh eh eh)

no jk but my parents might kill me

*Editor's Note* I'm just going to leave this one unedited, for true comic effect. Perhaps the author realize that she was, in fact, too drunk to be posting. (Is there even such a thing?) One good-judgment made that night.