We've been infiltrated...

Goddamn you red wine.

Seriously, to all the ladies out there reading this, stop dating bumbling 20-somethings and find yourself a nice, older dude.

I know I have waxed-poetic on this topic before, but ladies, I have gone out into the field, done the research, and 30-somethings are where it's at.

Sure, they're still dudes (read: oblivious) but with more practice at the game, less bumbling, more smooth. More comfortable in their sexuality. Forget the stupid dance, pretending to be shy and reserved. You'll be wined. You'll be dined. And at the end of the night... well... they tend not to disappoint.

Unfortunately for me, however, a perfect night was cut frustratingly short.

Hence, the blogging.

Now turn the lights down low, cause it's about to get romantic...





P.S. It's ridiculously easy to snag an older dude. Private message me for my 10-step no-fail program.Oh, but ya gotta be pretty.Big tits don't hurt, either.

A man walks into a bar...

And I'm like.. instantly attracted to him.

Not, like, love at first sight. I'm not about to get all mushy on you, folks.

He just walks into the bar... and instantly... BAM.

He looks like {this}

From then on, I realized my night could not be complete without kissing him.