Saturday, April 23, 2011
Friday, April 22, 2011
Titles are so mainstream...
Do you know what I loathe? Tough decisions!!
Also, flying.
Let me tell ya, if you want to travel with a hair dryer and curling iron in your carry on luggage, questions are going to be raised. Also, it was a delight to have three airport officials dig through my bag, examining everything from my Spanx to my Archie comics.
And that was before I had a blog.
Who knows what kind of file the "man" has amassed on me... If you take everything I've ever looked at on the internet, every purchase I've ever made, everything I ever said on Facebook, Twitter, text, MSN, email, ICQ, Livejournal, this very blog... well...
Ya, this is going to be one of those nights where the post just goes nowhere...
Also, flying.
Let me tell ya, if you want to travel with a hair dryer and curling iron in your carry on luggage, questions are going to be raised. Also, it was a delight to have three airport officials dig through my bag, examining everything from my Spanx to my Archie comics.
And that was before I had a blog.
Who knows what kind of file the "man" has amassed on me... If you take everything I've ever looked at on the internet, every purchase I've ever made, everything I ever said on Facebook, Twitter, text, MSN, email, ICQ, Livejournal, this very blog... well...
Ya, this is going to be one of those nights where the post just goes nowhere...
Saturday, April 16, 2011
And now we play the waiting game...
Aww... the waiting game sucks! Let's play hungry hungry hippos.
Today's the big day. Throw down. House jam. Box social.
I couldn't sleep last night. It felt like Christmas Eve. And this morning, I came bounding up the stairs, "Today's the day, it's finally here!!"
And somehow, miraculously, I am ready. Got my hair did, brows plucked and nails done. Called Irish, "OK, I have 2 hours to kill til Grey is in the city. How can I most effectively use these 2 hours to make this party even awesomer?"
"Grab a deck of cards," she replied.
"It's not going to take me 120 minutes to locate a goddamn pack of cards. Gawd!"
So I painted my nails, ate lunch with the parents, and realized this was probably a perfect opportunity to blog. Also, still haven't grabbed the cards!
So tonight, I shall drink my face off until I puke, in honour of Grey's and my birthdays. Your welcome.
No music today. I'm weary after crafting a 4-hour perfect party-playlist. And all the goddamn cooking. The birthday girl should never volunteer to be both caterer and deejay...
*O. I gots me a boyfriend. NBD.
Today's the big day. Throw down. House jam. Box social.
I couldn't sleep last night. It felt like Christmas Eve. And this morning, I came bounding up the stairs, "Today's the day, it's finally here!!"
And somehow, miraculously, I am ready. Got my hair did, brows plucked and nails done. Called Irish, "OK, I have 2 hours to kill til Grey is in the city. How can I most effectively use these 2 hours to make this party even awesomer?"
"Grab a deck of cards," she replied.
"It's not going to take me 120 minutes to locate a goddamn pack of cards. Gawd!"
So I painted my nails, ate lunch with the parents, and realized this was probably a perfect opportunity to blog. Also, still haven't grabbed the cards!
So tonight, I shall drink my face off until I puke, in honour of Grey's and my birthdays. Your welcome.
No music today. I'm weary after crafting a 4-hour perfect party-playlist. And all the goddamn cooking. The birthday girl should never volunteer to be both caterer and deejay...
*O. I gots me a boyfriend. NBD.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Preparations must be made!
What my family is doing to prepare for the Apacolypse...
1. Mom is reading 1984 and contemplating a motorcycle licence.
2. Bro is quitting smoking and working out.
3. My Dad is building sheds on the compound.
1. Mom is reading 1984 and contemplating a motorcycle licence.
2. Bro is quitting smoking and working out.
3. My Dad is building sheds on the compound.
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