Titles are so mainstream...

Do you know what I loathe? Tough decisions!!

Also, flying.

Let me tell ya, if you want to travel with a hair dryer and curling iron in your carry on luggage, questions are going to be raised. Also, it was a delight to have three airport officials dig through my bag, examining everything from my Spanx to my Archie comics.

And that was before I had a blog.

Who knows what kind of file the "man" has amassed on me... If you take everything I've ever looked at on the internet, every purchase I've ever made, everything I ever said on Facebook, Twitter, text, MSN, email, ICQ, Livejournal, this very blog... well...

Ya, this is going to be one of those nights where the post just goes nowhere...

Preparations must be made!

What my family is doing to prepare for the Apacolypse...

1. Mom is reading 1984 and contemplating a motorcycle licence.

2. Bro is quitting smoking and working out.

3. My Dad is building sheds on the compound.

Still accepting applications...

Good news! Tonight I assembled my "team alpha" in preparation for the end of the world. 10 people made the cut.

There are, literally, 10 people in my life that I would want to try and hack it with in a post-apocalyptic society.

(If curious... Thrifty, Irish, Brown, Grey, Silver, The Biebs, Sky, Irish Senior, Emm-double-you... you've been selected for your skills, strength, bravery, hilariousness and attractiveness)


(That's only nine, isn't it... you can assume you're the 10th ;)

In other news... I'm really into reading Mormon Mommy blogs right now.

How is this song equally awesome, whether I'm weepy and depressed or jubilant and content?



Also, need a tuxedo.