Because I'm a sell-out

4 things I never thought I would use the Internet for, and were vehemontly and morally opposed to: 1. Facebook (but I can connect with old friends!! and search for sources!) 2. Twitter (but I can follow all the news outlets and stay in the know!! also want to know what Conan is up to) 3. Blogging (uhhh.... it increases my online presence, and helps me develop my voice!) 4. Online dating (I'm drunk and lonely. leave me alone. momma likes to get laid, but momma needs love, more importantly.)