Grosser than an episode of hoarders...

Sometimes life sucks. The journalist stumbled upon an incredible story, that would prey upon the fears of the general population. It would be a hard-hitting expose, and I can see how one could tell the story in such a way that would make a mountain out of a molehill. It was an isolated incident (I hope!!) And it alllllll boils down to wanting to save a little money. (isn't that always the case.) But I'll stay mum. But if this happens again... I'll deep-throat it. Just to be even more frustratingly random and vague, listen to THIS!