Mmmm... panic

So I've neglected my poooooor Twitter. (I start too many posts with 'So' I think...)

And there's really no excuse. I update FB a thousand times a day via text. Twitter is just as simple.

But I'm an attention whore. And 90% of tweets go unread. And I can't sign on to FB without a notification.

So I actually went onto Twitter today, followed some of my friends who added me eons ago (sorry) and updated my ridiculously out-of-date profile.

Next stop... the blog... and I just can't bring myself to update my "about me" section. It means erasing The Observer, The Courier and even my retail job (naw, didn't quit, but I'm now part-time).

I'm pathetic.

In moronic news... I sent a verrrrrry stupid text to Irish. Or, at least I thought it was to Irish. I just assumed she was the last person I texted (and usually, she is... I need a bf...)

So, who was the last person I texted?!? TWITTER. F....M....L....!

In an unexpected twist of irony, my effort to utilize Twitter more has made me NEVER want to use twitter EVER again.

I realized my error almost immediately. And then panicked, trying to figure out how to delete the tweet.

On a possibly related note... I think that if you've found my Twitter, then surely you've been here too... And I just wanted you to know... that I googled you. And even though I may have more to hide, you have more to lose. (Why does this sound like a threat? I wanna be your friend, but I don't know what the rules are...)

Because I'm a sell-out

4 things I never thought I would use the Internet for, and were vehemontly and morally opposed to: 1. Facebook (but I can connect with old friends!! and search for sources!) 2. Twitter (but I can follow all the news outlets and stay in the know!! also want to know what Conan is up to) 3. Blogging (uhhh.... it increases my online presence, and helps me develop my voice!) 4. Online dating (I'm drunk and lonely. leave me alone. momma likes to get laid, but momma needs love, more importantly.)

I'm a twat

I feel like such a sell out. I got a twitter account. To follow Conan Obrien. But things started to spiral out of control. I'm now following a cagillion news organizations and politicians. What a delightful procratination tool. So now that i'm tweeting on twitter, does that make me a twat??