Do you ever listen to Dr. Drew? Specifically, Love Line With Dr. Drew?
You may be familiar with Dr. Drew of celebrity rehab fame. But take away the B-list (C-list and D-list) celebrity drama, and you've got one heckuva radio call-in show. People, from across North America call in with their problems with love, sex, relationships, drugs, alcohol and everything in between. It's sometimes *fucked* up, always entertaining, and you always walk away a little wiser, a little more insightful, after a show.
I don't catch it very often. (Sunday through Thursday, 11 p.m. to 1 a.m. on Edge 102.1. Ya, I listen to The Edge, on occasion. Sometimes a girl needs a break from Zoomer Radio, OK?)
*Sidebar* notice the differences between the Edge site versus Zoomer? Please write a comparative essay detailing a minimum of three (3) ways the sites differ. What demographic do you think each of the sites is trying to reach? Explain, siting a minimum of three (3) examples. Why do you think a 25 year-old chick would prefer Zoomer over The Edge? Feel free to speculate.
And for tomorrow's show? Kevin Smith will be guest hosting. Yes, of Clerks fame. (and not much of late. Also, fuck you, Chasing Amy)
So the only logical question remaining, is, what question would I ask Kevin Smith and Dr. Drew about sex and relationships.
(Yes, I am totally the type to call into a radio call-in show. Hi, this is Veronica from Scarborough, first time caller, long time listener)
But first, musical interlude...
Not many Rush fans out there? Willowdale, represent?
Watching a man handle a kit that size... I can't help but wonder what Neil Peart would be like in the bedroom. Is this an excessive drum solo? Perhaps. But it's gotta speak to something about stamina.
(One day, I'll tell you my theories of what I think Harry Potter is like in the boudoir.)
Rush might be an acquired taste. As you get older, your innate Canadianess makes you love them, by default. Bro says I shouldn't be allowed to listen to Rush while driving (I do a mean air-drum show in my car).
I don't know where this post is going, really.
When I see things like this, I wish I had a boyfriend.
And after spending a night on this site (warning! not porn! porn would be far less embarrassing), I realize I definitely need to get out more.
Meh.
I'm spent.
You know what's easier than dating?? THIS... which I like to do for fun. in conclusion, this post is truly about the meaning of friendship. Wait. It's actually a very revealing tell about how i'm feeling right now, in this moment. look at that, me getting all vulnerable and shit.
*Extra Credit* This post feels disjointed, lacking transitions. Write a 1000-word short story of how one topic transitions to the next. Essay question: what effect does writing in small font create? Is the author trying to hide something?
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