Monday, April 4, 2011

Surprised... AND delighted? I'm in...

I'm addicted to Google Analytics. I can't wait to come home and check it. I check it before Facebook even.

It's just so much delicious statistics! Hooray for math!

*Whine* why doesn't anyone comment other than Thrifty! She ain't my only reader! Maybe what I'll start doing is only blogging about half a sex-shenanigan and then will leave you hanging and unsatisfied until you coment inquiring more details.

*whoa! editor's note* that was meant to say sexy-shenanigan.

I'm really starting to feel like this is a one-way relationship. I'm doing all the work here, entertaining you and spilling my guts.

Also, Thrifty, I pledge to start responding to your comments.

Oh, so ya. It's ma beeday. I am, officially, old. It's time to put on some pants and be a grown-up.
Remember last birthday when I went wild and crazy? I don't. Tonight I'm keeping it mild and lazy. Got my wool socks, Grandpa-sweater and newspaper-underpants on. Sweatpants, hair tied, chilling with no makeup on.Got a 26-er of whisky (what... it's my 26th birthday... I gotta celebrate in style!)

Better check my horoscope...

IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: You could be surprised and delighted by everything that might occur in the next few months. You have entered a new life cycle, and the first year is often lucky. Money could flow more easily, in and out of your hands. Be aware that you are entering a 12-year high financially. The person you have long dreamt of could appear. Certainly the relationship you choose to enter could be substantial and exciting.
 Put my iPod on shuffle... what's the first song I'll hear as a 26 year-old...


 
Courtney Love, what a fitting role model.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a date with Jake Gyllenhaal.

2 comments:

  1. Hi. I read your blog from time to time but never commented though it's very interesting. Anyway, happy birthday to you! I hope you have a nice one.

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  2. Thanks!! You should come out of retirement!! Glad I can entertain you.

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